双语:单身情人节怎么过 一个人的情人节

　　6. GTFO

　　Why not take the opportunity to get out and do something you wouldn’t usually do. Whether it be a local game or exhibit, or even an overnight stay somewhere, take the opportunity to break your normal routine and GTFO。

　　6. 外出

　　何不借此机会出去做些你通常不会做的事情呢。不管是玩本地游戏、参加展览会或者在其他地方过夜，你可以借此机会打破常规，出去做些事情。

　　7. Secret Santa—Valentines Style

　　Yeah, I’m making it a thing. Let’s call it Secret Casanova, because why not? Gather a group of friends together, draw names and then buy a nice gift for your chosen person. Alternatively, you can purposely buy crappy or funny gifts just for the fun of it. In that case, I recommend naming the game Sloppy Casanova。

　　7. 神秘圣诞老人——情人风格

　　是的，这就是我要说的。我们称情人节为神秘卡萨诺瓦吧，因为为什么不这样叫呢?和几个朋友一起玩抽名字吧，给你抽到的那个人买个漂亮的礼物。或者你也可以故意买差劲的或搞笑的礼物，只是为了取乐。如果是那样，我建议把这个游戏命名为粗心的卡萨诺瓦。

　　8. Volunteer

　　Nothing will make you forget the heinous commercialism of Valentine’s Day more than doing volunteer work. You’ll quickly realize that while the rest of the Western world is wondering how big a bouquet should be, some people have bigger things to worry about, like food and shelter. Get some perspective。

　　8. 志愿者

　　没有什么能比做志愿者工作更能使你忘记情人节可恶的商业主义。你很快就会意识到当西方世界中的人们在想一个花束应该多大时，有些人还在担心更重要的事情，如食物和住所。了解一下这些方面吧。

　　9. Watch Valentine’s Day

　　This movie is so bad that watching it will make you glad you’re not getting involved in this pre-determined day of love. It may also make you vomit it a bit。

　　9. 看电影《情人节》

　　这个电影很糟糕，看这个电影会使你庆幸自己不用过这个固定的表达爱意的节日。这个电影还有可能使你吐槽一番。

　　10. Business as Usual

　　If nothing else on this list inspires you, I recommend simply doing nothing. Stop the day from having any power over you by treating it like any other. It may be slightly difficult to ignore the red and pink floral explosions throughout the office, but you don’t have to let that make you act any differently. Flip Valentine’s Day the bird and move on. If it makes you feel any better, you’re probably happier than the woman in the next cubicle over whose boyfriend didn’t get her anything because he forgot/”doesn’t believe in it”/is too busy with his mistress.

　　10. 照常工作

　　如果你不喜欢上述的几种方式，我建议你什么都不要做了。像往常一样对待这一天，这一天就不会对你有什么影响。可能要忽略办公室各处红色和粉色的鲜花略微有些困难，但你不必让这影响你的行为。忘掉情人节，做你自己的事。如果这使你感觉好些的话，你可能比下一个隔间的女人更快乐，她的男朋友什么也没给她买，可能是因为他忘?，或他不相信情人节，或忙着照顾自己的情妇呢。